500 units · First run · Handpicked
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Mid-morning clarity disappears by 2pm. Caffeine stacks on caffeine. Work feels like pushing through fog. Most products sell you a new thing to add to the pile. We went the other direction.
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We built the first 500 units with a single supplier we vetted in person. They ship in {{SHIP_WEEK}}. The customer list is hand-curated — we pick from the waitlist by use case, not by order of signup. We say no to anyone whose use case we can’t confidently deliver on.
Why we're not selling publicly yet
Who's already on the list
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It would be if we ran production runs of 500 forever. We don’t plan to. This is run 1. If it works, run 2 is 2,000. If run 1 doesn’t work, we refund everyone and figure out what to fix. The limit is real because our supplier agreement is real — {{SUPPLIER_CONSTRAINT_LINE}}.
Because if we sold to everyone today, we’d be making something for 500 different use cases and delivering on none of them. The waitlist lets us pick the 500 we’re most confident we can serve well. If your use case fits, you get in. If it doesn’t, we tell you honestly.
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Spots remaining
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Counter is real. Decrements as the waitlist fills. No inflated numbers.
You’re not charged. Production shipping {{SHIP_WEEK}}. You’ll hear from us when the first 100 spots open. If we can’t serve your use case, we’ll say so honestly.